9 April 2001
NW 819
Douglas DC-9-10
Atlanta Hartsfield to Memphis Shelby
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I invariably find a shortage of clean clothes
when packing for a trip and this time was no exception. Faced with the
prospect of either doing laundry at 1am or managing with 2 sets of clean
underwear for an entire week, I wisely chose the former and decided to
pass up on the chance to grab any sleep before departing. Since I had to
be at the airport early to get my CX ticket reissued by AA and also had
luggage to check, I figured I would splurge for a cab rather than go
with MARTA. Accordingly, I ordered one for 5am which would leave plenty
of time for a 7am flight departure - or so I thought.
Of course, as invariably happens on days when
time is of the essence, I got delayed chatting with a friend on the
phone and wound up having to scramble to get everything together by the
time the cab arrived. He was very amused by Checker Cab's automated
dial-a-cab system which informed me that my ride would be operated by
"Cab 42" and that it was running on schedule, with an estimated travel
time of 17 minutes down to Hartsfield. Damn, I love technology!
The drive down to Hartsfield was quick enough
and I was deposited by the AA counters just before 530am. Their early
morning MIA flight had cancelled, so there was a horrible line that
stretched all the way to the Alabama border and back. I mentally berated
myself for not having the foresight to acquire oneworld elite status in
advance of this trip, but fortunately the line for us proles seemed to
be moving pretty quick.
Sure enough, I was at the front within 15
minutes and presented my itinerary to the poor agent with a brief
explanation of what I needed done. A look of utter horror stared back at
me, getting progressively more horrific as I continued with my request.
For the benefit of the readers (and to explain just how complicated this
was), I had a partially used AAdvantage award ticket from Atlanta to
Hong Kong to Bombay that I now needed reissued on Cathay Pacific from
Los Angeles to Delhi returning to Atlanta via Toronto. Confused yet? She
sure was.
We spent over 30 minutes working on the
itinerary, but she could not for the life of her figure out what to do,
let alone how to do it. Finally, around 620am I decided to end her
misery (and catch my flight), so I got her to note in the record that I
would complete the ticketing during my layover in Memphis and headed
towards the Northwest counters to check in. Just another manic
Monday....
The lengthy lines at NW rivalled those at AA,
but fortunately this was somewhere that I DID have status so I marched
right up to Ted at the Elite/First Class counter and proceeded to check
in. Ted remembered me from one of my mileage runs last year (who wouldnt
remember a 10 segment RT to Seattle after all), so he didn't even bat an
eyelid when I asked him to check my bag through to DEL via MEM, LAX and
HKG. I collected my boarding card for 8D on the ATL-MEM leg and 5F for
MEM-LAX, and was informed that I was #3 on the standby list for the
upgrade on the first segment, but there were only 12 pax checked in so
far. I kept my fingers crossed and headed out to Concourse D.
Alas, when I arrived at the gate I immediately
noticed that the expected DC9-30 had been downgraded to a smaller DC9-10
for this sector, meaning among other things that there were only 14
First Class seats instead of the usual 16. However, it also meant that
they would be needing volunteers so I immediately had my name added to
the list. Sadly enough, I missed BOTH positive outcomes by the slimmest
of margins. The flight closed out exactly full and First Class filled up
without me. I trundled dejectedly down the jetway to take my coach seat,
only to find that the overhead bins were now full and that I would have
to check my rollaboard. Just f***ing great. I collected my tag for
Memphis and took my seat after glaring at the folks in First Class who
had stolen my upgrade.
There was a sweet elderly couple in 8EF next to
me and the wife was trying to make polite conversation as we taxied out.
She remarked that they were heading to Seattle from Memphis and that
they wouldn't get there until 5pm! I rather rudely retorted that I
wouldn't reach my final destination until Wednesday evening. That shut
her up for a while and I was asleep before we even reached the runway. I
guess she wasn't too annoyed though, because the next thing I remember
was her gently shaking me awake saying "we're almost there dear" as we
taxied to the gate in Memphis.
9 April 2001
NW 551
Airbus A320
Memphis Shelby to Los Angeles International
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I headed directly down to baggage claim to
reclaim my rollaboard, but after impatiently pacing for all of 5
minutes, I decided to head back up to the AA desks and get my ticket
taken care of. It was right after 730am and my next flight wasn't till
9am.
The agent at the AA counter was named Dwight
Crenshaw and had the patience of Job coupled with the tolerance of
Gandhi (or is it the other way around?). He poked and prodded and called
and typed and did whatever he had to do, but finally after just about an
hour he proudly handed me my stack of reissued ticket coupons. I thanked
him profusely, promised to sacrifice my first born child in his honor
and dashed back down to baggage claim praying that someone hadn't helped
themselves to a free rollaboard with a gate check tag.
My heart sank as I failed to spot my baby
either on the conveyors or among the line of temporarily orphaned bags
patiently awaiting adoption outside the baggage services office. My eyes
misting up with tears, I stumbled into the office and sobbingly
described it to the sympathetic agent (ok, maybe it wasn't exactly like
that but its called dramatic license!). To my amazement, she seemed
familiar with it (black rollaboard? NW and DL Elite tags? going to
LAX?). Evidently, one of the agents had spotted it lying on its lonesome
ownsome, cross referenced my elite tags to my itinerary and had retagged
it to LAX. Viva Northwest baggage services!
I headed back up to the gate, stopping at
McDonalds along the way to pick up some Sausage McMuffins. I arrived
just as the final set of pax was boarding. Once again, First Class was
full, but the bulkhead window 5F provided me with plenty of legroom. We
pushed back immediately, but the captain announced a 45 minute ground
hold before we would be airborne, so I proceeded to devour my breakfast
before heading off to dreamland yet again. Announced flight time was
exactly 4 hours.
I woke up about 30 minutes out of LAX and
headed back to freshen up and grab a soda before landing. It was a
lovely sunny day in Southern California and I could see the poppies
swaying gently in the jet exhaust as we touched down. We taxied in to
Terminal 2 between the pair of 747s headed for Japan and I dialled up my
voicemail system as soon as the door was opened.
9 April 2001
Los Angeles, CA
==================
I exited onto the jetway to the sound of "you
have 4 new messages" through my earpiece. Voicemail #1 was a
telemarketer - delete, #2 was Dan (an associate) calling to say that the
judge was upholding the stay in the AA/TW acquisition - hooray, #3 was
Dan calling back to say that the stay was now being lifted - I swore
aloud, and #4 was Cathay Pacific calling to say that my flight was
running 3 hours late and I would misconnect in Hong Kong. I cussed like
a sailor all the way to baggage claim, drawing very curious looks from
the assorted Hare Krishnas who were doing their usual proselytizing.
I collected my bag soon enough and walked over
to the Bradley Terminal to talk to Cathay about the major problem that
had just cropped up. The supervisor was very sympathetic and offered to
rebook me on any flight to Hong Kong that would get me there in time to
make my DEL connection. Unfortunately, United had already departed which
left me with no alternatives to HKG. Since my ticket had been issued by
AA, I was asked to go talk to them about a direct reroute to DEL.
So I trudged off to Terminal 4, making some
calls along the way. I was able to reach DeltaSFO from airliners.net on
his cellphone and he very kindly began to look for alternatives. The AA
people were much less helpful. I spent almost an hour there, but all
they could offer me was SR to ZRH and then standby on ZRH-DEL. Thanks
but no thanks. They finally told me that my HKG-DEL flight may be
running late as well, so I should stick with CX and take my chances
there. I could tell they were desperate by now, so I thanked them for
their time and headed back to Bradley.
Suddenly, right as I was about to enter the
terminal, my eye spotted an attractive blonde standing by the curb
smoking a cigarette. It was my friend Diana! What an amazing
coincidence! She had come down to LAX to take care of some ticketing
work for her trip to LHR this week and decided to swing by Bradley to
see if she could spot me waiting for the CX flight. By an absolute
coincidence our paths happened to cross!
She came in with me to the CX desk and I
discussed flight options with the supervisor while Di played with her
brand new Sony Vaio. We finally decided that I would head out to HKG as
scheduled and work on rebookings over there. They sent a message down to
pull my luggage and have it retagged, checked me in for 55H (bulkhead
aisle) and sent me on my way.
Diana and I then headed up to the food court
where we grabbed a quick bite at the Mexican place. The quesadillas were
excellent and we savored them as we watched the Alitalia MD-11 load up
for its evening flight. She headed out around 415pm and I proceeded to
browse the duty free selections, before heading to the gate around 5pm
for a rescheduled flight time of 530pm.
9 April 2001
CX 883
Boeing 747-400
Los Angeles International to Hong Kong Chep Lap Kok
====================================================
The aircraft assigned for today's flight was B-HOV
and she looked rather ratty from the outside as I wandered towards gate
105. They were nowhere near ready to board when I arrived there, so I
made a quick detour to the bookshop and picked up some reading materials
for the flight. I got back to the gate to discover that a whole bunch of
Asians had lined up in a very orderly fashion during my absence. I
figured that I would inevitably disrupt their activity, so I stood
stoically off to a side until they had all passed before heading on
board.
There were only 143 of us on the flight, so
everyone got to spread out nicely. I had all three seats of the bulkhead
row (55HJK) which was a tradeoff between movable armrests (negative) and
adjustable PTVs (positive). I made some more phonecalls until we started
to push back and then occupied myself with perusing the inflight
entertainment selections. As we rotated off 25L, I made a mental note
that the RB211 engines had a much deeper throated roar compared to the
PW4056s that I was used to. This was an immediately followed by a mental
reprimand for being such a tool that I actually noticed it. There was no
announcement of the expected flying time. Well, there may have been but
it was either done in Chinese or with an indecipherable accent.
Immediately
after we levelled out, the crew came around first with menu cards
and then with the drink service. I decided on a vodka orange and after
one sip realized that these guys mix their drinks a lot less potent than
their American counterparts. The first entertainment program screened
was an infomercial type piece featuring a rather scantily clad Chinese
couple performing calisthenics while captions such as "Deep Vein
Thrombosis" flashed on the screen. I used this time to figure out how
the games worked and soon enough I was busy playing Reversi against the
box of wires under my seat. The box won.
I flipped back to the Television and realized
that the Chinese couple had yielded to the opening titles of a film
starring Mel Gibson, so I settled back to watch. The movie was "What
Women Want" and featured a scene where Gibson is discovered trying on
women's lingerie. Hey dude, whatever floats your boat! Towards the end
of the movie, I realized that the meal cart was now trolling the aisles
and had reached my seat. The sweet flight attendant asked me for my
choice and my reflex answer (can you tell I have non-rev roots?) was
"Whatever you have more of". She looked visibly confused and upset and
proceeded to assure me that everything was available. I gave her a wide
grin and said "Ok, then YOU pick for me!". This tact seemed to work
better and she giggled as she handed me a tray of the Pork Stew with
stir fried Pak Choy.
I gobbled down the food, pausing briefly to
dream of a utopia where North American airlines served anything remotely
in the same class. Once the trays were cleared, I settled down for a
nap, awakening 4.5 hrs later. Of course, this meant that we were barely
halfway through the flight but I decided that enough was enough and
headed to the lav to freshen up. They had a tray of tuna sandwiches set
up in the galley and I grabbed a few along with a cup of water and
headed back to my seat for the Reversi rematch. Now I'm no Grand Master
at Reversi, but I have won more than my fair share of games over the
years. However, that darn box gets to practice day in and day out and
whipped my butt yet again. I sulkingly shut it down and turned my
attentions back to channel surfing.
The next movie I picked was "Billy Elliott" and
this was significantly better than its predesessor, but the rather
disturbing trend of men wearing women's lingerie continued. I wondered
if this was some sort of sublime message from Cathay Pacific, but
dismissed it as paranoia. My mind began to wander toward the end of the
movie and I began plotting strategy to beat the box. As soon as the
credits began to roll, I switched back to the game and this time my
steely determination paid off. The box was vanquished by a score of
42-22 and I celebrated with another tuna sandwich.
The cinematic experience continued with George
Clooney in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou" which didn't feature any cross
dressing. I breathed a huge sigh of relief and selected "The Family Man"
for my next feature presentation. I was too busy ogling Téa Leoni during
this one though, so any weird gender-underwear combinations may have
slipped my notice. Midway through the movie we finally made landfall
around Northern Japan and the second meal service began. This time the
flight attendant was prepared for me and didn't even hesitate to hand me
the lasagna when I replied "Anything!" to her solicitation of my meal
preference.
Once the movie was done, I headed to the lav to
freshen up and then settled back for the last few minutes of our
approach into Chep Lap Kok. I tell you, Hong Kong just isn't the same
without dear old Kai Tak. We touched down smoothly right around midnight
after a flight time of 14:21 and taxied to gate 3. It was already
Wednesday by now - my entire Tuesday had failed to exist! As soon as the
doors opened, a Cathay agent came over the PA system reading off a whole
list of badly mangled passenger names (including mine) who had
misconnected. It felt nice to be back in a country where the residents
cannot figure out that "Sean" is pronounced "SHAWN" and not "SEEN"!
I headed down the jetway only to find a rather
stern looking Matron standing with a sign directing Delhi, Manila and
Taipei passengers to a corner where we were made to stand single file
and had color coded stickers applied to our jackets. I thought this was
rather amusing, but another Indian gentleman seemed to take offense to
the whole process and began shouting, much to the chagrin of the very
timid Sticker Girl. Since the Indian man spoke no Chinese and Sticker
Girl spoke no Hindi and neither could understand each other's accented
English, I figured I would step in and play translator cum peacemaker.
Sure enough, a few choice Hindi words later everything was hunky dory
and Sticker Girl proceeded to march us down the corridor to the transit
area.
One thing I noticed about the Cathay staff was
that they had the most intricate contingency plans set up for the
situation, but if anyone so much as strayed a single step from the norm
they got all flustered. They sat us down in a corner again with Sticker
Girl assigned to guard us while Matron went away to get our flight
coupons endorsed and our hotel vouchers issued. I chatted for a while
with Sticker Girl, who turned out to be named Maggie Tam, and explained
that a simple endorsement of my ticket to another carrier would NOT
suffice because it was an Award ticket issued on American Airlines
stock. She seemed to realize what I was saying and spoke rapidly into
her walkie talkie in Chinese. Matron returned soon after with a stack of
our coupons endorsed to AI or UA, hotel vouchers and departure tax
exemption vouchers.
I tried desperately to explain to Matron that a
simple endorsement of an award ticket WOULD NOT work, but she insisted
that it would and that CX would call me in the morning to confirm. It
was getting late now so I just let it slide and figured I would sort it
out the next day. I proceeded through passport control and arrived at
baggage claim, only to find that Maggie had already retrieved my bags
and was waiting for me at the customs desks. Talk about customer
service! She then proceeded to lead the entire entourage over to the
Regal Airport Hotel where CX had arranged for us to spend the night.
11 April 2001
Hong Kong SAR, China
====================
I checked in right behind the Manila misconnects and collected my
keycard for room 5103, my vouchers for breakfast and lunch and a printed
sheet outlining the facilities available at the hotel. The business
center was allegedly open 24 hours, but on inquiry that was only to
"receive faxes" - otherwise it was a 7am to 10pm thing. Whatever.
The room itself was decent with the usual hotel accoutrements.
Unfortunately, the telephone had a ridiculous surcharge for every
calling card call made, so I decided to wander back to the airport and
use a payphone. I explored the airport for a while under the watchful
eyes of the night security folks and finally headed back to my room
where I proceeded to shower and crash around 2am.
At 530am my phone rang and I groggily answered. Evidently someone at CX
had mixed me up with the MNL pax and had asked the hotel to set my
wakeup call accordingly. Ugh. Back to sleep. At 615am, the phone rang
again. This time it was CX staff at the counter calling to confirm that
I wasn't headed to Manila. Once again, I replied in the negative. Back
to sleep. At 830am, the phone rang yet again. This was the CX ticket
office asking me to stop by their counter during the morning so they
could confirm my rebooking. I just gave up on sleep now and decided to
head down for breakfast. A wise decision in retrospect.
The CX vouchers I received for meals entitled me to the breakfast and
lunch buffets in the coffee shop on the lowest level. I was pleasantly
surprised to find an amazingly lavish spread laid out there. It made me
realize that I hadn't eaten a REAL meal since I left Atlanta almost 48
hours earlier. Accordingly, I pigged out on the smoked salmon and the
dim sum with a little bit of everything else as well. I headed back to
the room around 10am and grabbed a couple more hours of shuteye.
At 1245pm, I headed out to the CX service desk at the airport. The
supervisor there was very polite, but was also adamant that the ticket
endorsement would be enough for UA. I asked her to call over and check,
which she reluctantly proceeded to do. Unfortunately, the conversation
was conducted in rapid fire Chinese so I had to take her word that UA
had approved it.
Back to the hotel around 130pm and headed back down for lunch this time.
The spread was not quite as lavish as breakfast, but featured an
interesting seafood bar with oysters, shrimp and crabs. I partook of the
repast and then decided to head to the business center and check my
email.
The business center was quite efficient and quoted me HK$25 per 10
minutes of internet use. I spent 30 minutes checking various things,
noting with interest an email from my mom telling me that my dad's
flight pattern had changed and that he would now be operating DEL-BOM on
AI 754 which left 45 minutes after the UA flight got into DEL. A perfect
connection!
I checked out of the hotel around 6pm and headed over to the UA counters
where I tried to check-in for the 930pm flight to DEL. The agent took
one look at my endorsed award ticket and immediately told me that it
would not be acceptable. I was livid at this point and stormed back over
to Cathay and demanded a supervisor. The supervisor was very apologetic
and immediately wrote out a manual FIM. Finally! What was so hard about
getting this done last night?
Headed back to UA and this time my documents met the scrutiny of the
check-in agent. I asked about the possibility of using miles to upgrade
to Business Class since the FIM is ticketed as a full Y class fare, but
she said that upgrades were not available. I figured that maybe the
flight was full, so I didn't press the issue. I WAS assigned seat 35H,
which is the exit row seat in Economy Plus, so I figured it wouldn't be
too bad for the 6 hour hop over to DEL.
11 April 2001
UA 1
Boeing 747-400
Hong Kong Chep Lap Kok to Delhi Indira Gandhi International
===========================================================
I headed through passport control, then security and finally emerged by
the Reuters and Samsung Internet lounges. I spent a happy hour or so
there and then headed down to the concourse level. The place was
bustling with a variety of flights to places whose names I could barely
pronounce and I watched in amazement as airlines ranging from Qantas to
DragonAir took to the skies. I decided to pass on the train and walk
down to gate 67 which took me a solid 20 minutes.
I arrived at the gate right before 9pm and was surprised to find only a
handful of folks waiting for the flight. I asked the agent what was up
and she replied that there were only 53 passengers booked and this was
typical of the loads so far. I now thought back to my denied upgrade and
enquired why it was denied, since Business Class was obviously not full.
Evidently, the route restrictions do not allow upgrades for HKG-DEL
standalone segments unless they are either purchased in the United
States or have an additional international tag segment. Since I did not
qualify on either count, I was banished behind the curtain. C'est la
vie.
Boarding commenced on time and everyone was seated within minutes. Once
again, my row had no movable armrests, but the ample legroom more than
made up for it. The aircraft was ship 8197 and she was fresh out of a
"C" check, equipped with the new Economy Plus seating in D zone, but no
Personal TVs in coach. Our crew today were HKG based with a few DEL crew
who are Indian nationals that are technically HKG based but fly the DEL
route exclusively.
As soon as we pushed back, the live safety demos were conducted although
the crew seemed kinda distracted while going through the motions.
Announcements were in English, Hindi (which was excellent) and Chinese.
As we taxied out, I chatted with one of the FAs on the jumpseat in front
of me. Somehow the topic of the merger came up and we wound up
discussing union matters. She seemed disturbed at my apparent
familiarity with the situation and repeatedly asked me if I was
associated with management. I denied it, but she said that she would
rather not take the chance and steered the conversation elsewhere.
We
were airborne soon enough and the announced flying time was 5:41. I
tried to find channel 9, but was informed that it was temporarily
deactivated for flights through Chinese airspace as a result of the
Hainan incident. Menu cards were handed out and I was extremely
disappointed by the choices. The Indian selection was downright
insulting - "Dal Maharani with Lentil Pulao" - which is great as an
accompaniment to the meal, but not as the entree itself. It is the
cultural equivalent of offering a Peanut Butter sandwich as the main
course. Very inappropriate and someone at UA needs to take note of this
because I noticed that other Indian passengers were similarly perturbed.
I had the opportunity to show this menu to my dad (who is Sr.Manager -
Inflight Services at Air India) and even he was shocked by it.
The first movie screened was "Men of Honor" and I watched it as I picked
my way through the rubber textured chicken. The poor flight attendant
apologized for the bad food but I shrugged it off and settled down for a
nap after the movie. I awakened around 3 hrs later over Calcutta due to
extremely severe turbulence. The lavatory door kept swinging back and
forth and I had to latch it down. A few passengers were using their barf
bags, but fortunately the inedible dinner saved me from going that same
route.
We descended rapidly and found a smoother cruise at lower altitude, but
soon enough we were on final approach. Once again the Hindi
announcements were excellent, but the poor girl doing the English messed
up the local time by 30 minutes. We touched down smooth enough on runway
28 and taxied to gate 11 at the international terminal. I was rather
perturbed to only see a single Air India A310 parked there rather than
the expected 747 that my dad was due to operate.
Sure enough, as soon as the doors were opened a ground agent asked
"passenger Sean Mendis please contact a United agent". They even got my
name right - thats a first for India! Dual jetbridges were used for
deplaning and I exited from door 1L and identified myself to the agent.
He in turn sent me up to the mouth of the jetway where another agent was
waiting with a sign displaying my name. Once again I identified myself
and was told that Air India Operations had sent a message for me to call
the crew hotel before checking in for the BOM flight. That could only
mean that my dad's flight was delayed.
I thanked her and headed down the escalator towards passport control and
baggage claim. Both immigration and customs at DEL are usually a lot
more laid back than BOM, so I was surprised when my passport was given
more than a cursory inspection. Anyway, after a few minutes he probably
realized that I wasn't public enemy number one and stamped me into the
country. My bag was already on the belt, so I loaded it onto a cart and
strolled through the green channel into the great wide open.
I was immediately accosted by a multitude of cab drivers offering me
ridiculously high rates for a ride into town in their beaten up
jalopies. I politely ignored them and took the elevator up to the
departures level and tried to locate the Air India duty manager. The
flight departure boards were in a total state of disarray. Of the three
that I looked at, one showed AI 754 rescheduled to 730am, another showed
it delayed till 10am and a third said it was NOW BOARDING for a 130am
departure complete with flashing green lights. Welcome to India!
I finally located the manager and he informed me that the aircraft
assigned for the flight was still on the ground in BOM and would operate
AI 755 BOM-DXB to return as AI 754 DXB-DEL-BOM. With three hours flight
time each way to Dubai, the earliest we could be leaving was 9am.
However, AI 852 would be arriving from Muscat around 4am with a 5am
departure to BOM - and I could take that if I preferred. I called my dad
at his hotel and he told me that his crew were operating on a tentative
730am departure for 754, but that seemed very unlikely now. He advised
me to grab a cab and go crash with him. I could then ride in with the
crew whenever 754 was ready to leave. That made sense, so I headed back
down to arrivals and made my way to the prepaid taxi counter.
12 April 2001
New Delhi, India
=================
The prepaid taxi counter is the only way to leave an Indian airport
using public transportation with most of your limbs intact and without a
second mortgage on your house. The system is very logical - you pay a
flat rate to your destination plus a small service charge to the counter
and they give you a voucher to pay the driver. The driver then takes the
voucher to a counter (there are several around the city) and collects
his fare. This ensures that the drivers use the quickest way to get you
to your destination rather than the traditional detour via Nepal.
My fare to the hotel came to Rs.180 (US$4) and my assigned cab was a
very rickety 1960s vintage Hindustan Ambassador with a sleepy driver and
an odometer that had died an early death if its frozen readout of 00324
was to be believed. We rattled away in the general direction of downtown
and the twin Airbuses of Austrian Airlines and Swissair taxied out with
us. There was no traffic on the roads and we reached the hotel in
Chanakyapuri within 20 minutes and I headed right up to my dad's suite.
He greeted me and chatted for a while, but then headed back to sleep
while I sat in the living room and watched a really crappy movie on HBO.
Around 3am, the hotel concierge slipped a note under the door advising
that the flight had now been rescheduled for a 905pm departure from DEL.
I passed the message on to my dad and then curled up on the couch for
some shuteye.
My Canadian visa was expiring in May, so my dad woke me up at 830am and
suggested that I get it renewed since the Embassy was right across the
street from us and we had the entire day to kill. Excellent idea. I
handed the paperwork in and they promised to have it ready by 4pm. We
showered, had some coffee in the crew lounge and then headed out to an
lunch around 1230pm.
Lunch was at my favorite restaurant in Delhi called "Frontier", which is
fortunately located on the first floor of the hotel itself. They serve
the most amazing Pathani cuisine and their Raan (roasted lamb marinated
in wine) is to die for. We stuffed our faces and headed back up around
130pm. The roles were now reversed as I proceeded to nap while he
watched TV. I must've slept really soundly 'cos the next thing I
remember it was 530pm and my dad was getting back from the embassy with
my passport.
We quickly got ready and headed down to the lobby as the rest of the
crew trickled down. A bunch of the old salts recognized me and came over
to say hi. There is nothing more embarassing on a flight than when half
the Flight Attendants knew you as a baby. Fortunately this was a short
segment so I gritted my teeth and made polite conversation. The coach to
the airport arrived soon thereafter accompanied by the mandatory armed
guard (AI crew are constantly under threat from various extremist
groups) and we filed aboard and headed to the airport.
12 April 2001
AI 754A
Boeing 747-237B
Delhi Indira Gandhi International to Mumbai Shivaji International
=================================================================
Just as we arrived at the airport, the heavens opened up and began
dumping buckets of unseasonal rain upon the grateful Delhi-ites. This
also affected operations at the airport since conditions deteriorated
well below CAT II levels. As a result one AI Airbus flight diverted to
Ahmedabad, but fortunately AMD cannot handle 747s so our aircraft just
kept circling.
The
boards at departures were still in the state of disarray from the
morning. One of them was showing AI 754 to DUBAI as being indefinitely
delayed, another failed to show anything at all and the third had frozen
with only the Druk Air flight to Kathmandu and Paro on every line. At
the counter, I was informed that the flight was now being designated as
AI 754A, with the Alpha designation so as not to confuse it with the
next day's flight since it was now running over 20 hrs late. I received
my boarding pass for Executive Class to get me through into the
sterile departures area (it was booked to only 4 out of 36 seats), but
was not given a seat assignment yet.
I completed my customs form (all AI passengers need to complete a
customs declaration since AI domestic flights are only tags to
international sectors) and handed it over to the customs officer
accompanying the flight down to BOM. I had an invitation to the Maharaja
Lounge, so I headed up there to wait for the weather to clear and our
aircraft to land. The lounge is a poor cousin to the exceptional one in
BOM, but it had basic facilities so I relaxed for about an hour with a
Coke while I watched the BBC News. Finally, the aircraft touched down
about 930pm and our new departure time was set for 1020pm.
I headed out to gate 10 at 945pm and was waved aboard with the request
to take any seat I wanted. As I walked down the jetway, I ran into the
co-pilot who had just operated the flight in from Dubai trying to
console his crying daughter in BOM over a cellphone. Just another day in
the life of an airline crew member.
The aircraft today was VT-EFU named "Emperor Krishna Deva Raya". She is
the oldest 747 still flying the line for Air India (VT-EDU is older, but
she is held in reserve and for charters) but was in remarkably good
shape inside. She had been fitted with the new business class seats
during her last C check, and I settled in to 5A. The flight attendants
immediately fussed all over me, but fortunately the cabin was empty
enough that it wasn't too embarrassing.
We taxied out at 1030pm and I managed to spot the Druk Air Bae146 on the
tarmac, struggling to control my laughter. We held short of runway 10
for a few minutes as the Singapore Airlines 777 came in and then we were
on our way. The announced flying time was 1:36.
Right after takeoff, a standard airline video magazine was screened
consisting of the obligatory Frazier episode and some music videos.
There was also a full meal service for passengers joining at Delhi. I
picked the Seafood Medley with potatoes and it was excellent. After the
meal, I headed upstairs to the cockpit and spent a while chatting there
until we began our descent.
We touched down on runway 27 at BOM a few minutes after midnight which
is the busiest time of day at the international terminal. In addition to
us, there were 2 Air India A310s, an A300, two 747-400s and another
747-200. There were also MD11s from Alitalia and Swissair, 767s from
Delta, Air Mauritius and South African Airlines, 747s from Singapore
Airlines and British Airways, an A340 from Air France and a Northwest
DC-10. We taxied past the domestic terminals where 20 odd 737s of Jet
Airways were parked for the night and then pulled into remote bay 61
since all the jetways were occupied. The stairs rolled up and I was the
first one off through 1L.
Fortunately, the buses to take us back to the terminal hadn't yet
arrived, so I had a chance to take a small stroll on the tarmac around
the massive 747. The security guys were pretty cool about it as long as
I didn't touch anything other than the engine cowlings. It never ceases
to amaze me just how breathtaking the aircraft are.
Alas, the buses finally arrived and we piled on board and headed to the
terminal. My bag was already on the belt thanks to its priority tags and
I loaded it onto a cart. As I headed out into the teeming masses of
Mumbai, I reflected on the 5 days it had taken me to come halfway around
the world. What a wild ride!